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Coni Found Innocent in Serial TP Killings
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Littleton, CO - Coni Dogg was found innocent of a string of toilet paper slayings.

The slayings happened at the bottom of the stairs. A new role of toilet paper was torn and shredded to pieces. It wasn't the first time a role was found killed and more than likely, it won't be the last.

Coni has been known to be destructive. However, in this case she has sworn her innocence. Her claim is that she prefers dirty Kleenex to clean toilet paper.

When asked what she will do now that she has been found innocent, she says she will work to find the "real killer".

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