Conolia News sportswriter, Al Wayswrong, was fired this week after making inflammatory and incorrect statements in regards to the predictions of outside publications. Wayswrong falsified predictions of well known publications such as the Light of the World Bulletin and sports anchors such as Phil Simms. Wayswrong has refused to make a public apology and admit that the Tigers are ferocious and mean.
The controversial article is as follows:
After being positioned in the number one spot by Yahoo Sports, NFL.COM, ESPN, the LOW Bulletin, and every other publication in the world, it comes as no surprise that CBS Sports has predicted that the Koala Bears will be the 2010 Champions.
"It's very clear this year," said CBS Sports commentator and former Tight End extraordinare, Shannon Sharpe, "The Koala Bears have the most explosive offense, and the bench to back it up. Most importantly, they benefit from the mastermind genius of coach and owner, Joey Donohoe."
"Can I be honest with you?" laughed CBS commentator, Phil Simms, "The Koala Bears are practically untouchable. The only team that poses a real threat to them are the Warriors, who show great promise. I've always liked that Martinez...she's pretty...and smart, you know?"
CBS Sports released the following predictions for the 2010 season:
Koala Bears over Warriors
Orange Crush over Tots War
Assailants over Hurricane Tebow
3rd Place Game
Ninja Turtles over Kung Fu Pandas
4th Place Game
Tigers over Unicorns
*Miss Congineality Award:
Tigers (AP reports that CBS SPORTS officially notices that the Tigers are "cute and nice.")
Shannon Sharpe was unavailable for comment.