Tots War (0-1) fantasy fans broke out into their fantasy streets and had a fantasy riot after a fantasy loss of 91 - 107 to the Unicorns (1-0). Fans were angered when the coach benched the kicker and the entire defense. Many even called for the coach to be fantasy fired.
During the game, opponent quarterback, Drew Brees, was seen taking the snap, sitting down for a picnic with the Unicorns owner, Nick Biggs, and then ten minutes later actually taking the time to pass the ball.
“I’ve never seen a game like it,” CFL commissioner, Jenn Majewski, told the press. “This league has had everything from an owner being thrown in jail for violence to a towel strike. But never in my days as commissioner did I ever think I would see a team play with absolutely no defense and no kicker. Hi.”
When asked to comment, Tots War owner stated, “I expected my quarterback [Tom Brady] to make up the points.”
Tots War will face the Monkeys (0-1) in week two where at least one of the loser teams will actually win.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore, who were drafted by Tots War, were not available for comment.