The move came after two formal complaints were issued regarding the draft. The first complaint came from Koala Bears owner, Joe Donohoe. “The Commissioner is clearly giving the dumb blonde a handicap,” the written statement says in regards to the first pick going out to The Divas, owned by Shannon Donohoe. “[T]hen giving herself (the commissioner) the 2nd pick.” The complaint later calls for impeachment of the commissioner.

The second complaint came from the Unicorns’ owner, Nick Biggs. “Was I put at the bottom just because I'm fat?” Biggs written complaint asks. It then states that favoritism was given to the alumni of his rival high school which everyone knows is better than his high school. I mean really. It’s soooo obvious.

“It’s obvious that something fishy is going on here,” Sayen Price, President of Conolia University told us. “Look at Biggs statement! ‘Was I put at the bottom’. Nick needs to learn that there is no I in team. After all, the bigger they are the harder they fall.”