In a bizarre twist to hectic day, an alleged suspect may have broken a law or two.“I’m not sure what suspect or laws you’re talking about,” Officer Copper of the Conolia Police Department said when asked about the situation.
On the condition of anonymity a source told us that the alleged suspect fled the scene of the crime.
“I still have no idea what you’re talking about,” Officer Copper replied to our inquiries.
But this journalist was not about to be deterred. According to a press release issued by Conolia News, journalistic integrity is what we’re all about and we try to avoid those cliché phrases such as alleged suspect, anonymous source, and journalistic integrity. We will find out who this alleged suspect is and what laws he broke, even if we have to rely on an anonymous source. The people have a right to know.
Back to you, Jim.
And now for your local weather. How you can single handedly prevent global warming tonight at ten.
