Traffic was snarled today at a busy intersection when two women attempted to experiment a theory on flight. While one woman drove, another attempted to fly by jumping from the moving vehicle.“She’s extremely lucky,” Officer Copper of the Conolia Police Department said during a press release earlier today. “She was able to simply stand up, dust the dirt from her jeans, and walk away. Most people would have been greatly injured or even killed by such an attempt. Please, don’t try this at home. The fact we have to say this proves that you’re an idiot if you were considering imitating this young woman. Seriously, people, this is satire. This story never even really happened. Do you really think someone could jump out of a moving car and not be injured? Come on!”
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The jumper later told police that her attempt had failed because she had left her snorkel and wings at home. Both women, the jumper and the driver, were seen laughing hysterically. Neither of the women had drugs or alcohol in their systems.
Police would not verify if these were the same women who went snorkeling at a Wendy’s.
