Top restaurant chain, Conolia Restaurants, is being sued after a claim was made that the food being served was causing a skin irritation. Sue Appy, who made news after suing glue happy developer, A.T. Needy, is now suing Conolia Restaurants after finding a chemical on her hands.“I ordered a cheeseburger with no onions,” Appy told us shortly before bursting into tears. “When I received the burger, there were onions all over it. I made the tragic mistake of peeling those onions off to find that the smell lingered on my hands. The smell lasted for days. My life was ruined!”
When asked if she ever attempted to rid herself of the smell by simply washing her hands, she replied, “Well that’s stupid. How would that help? ”
The nonprofit group, ODIUS (Onions Destroy Innocent Unsuspecting Sitizens) has filed the claim on Appy’s behalf. “It’s just another example of why onions should be made illegal,” Betty White, founder and president of ODIUS said in a statement to the press.
Conolia Restaurants say they will be pressing assault charges against Sue Appy after she allegedly forced her fingers up the manager’s nose after attempting to get him to smell her fingers.
