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Lakewood, CO - Hundreds of protesters, or maybe just one, gathered in downtown Denver for the DNC convention today to protest the highly controversial issue of bias in weather forecasting.

Amy, who refused to give us her last name, was among the protesters. Blocking the sun from her eyes, she told us, “I’m angry because I checked the weather report yesterday and it clearly stated that today would be sunny. Well, anyone who has ever lived in Colorado knows that in August we always get afternoon thunderstorms. Always. ”

Others like Amy believe that the weather reports were intentionally altered to give the impression that even the weather was cooperating with the DNC. “It’s like they’re trying to tell the people that they should vote for Obama because, look, the weather even thinks so,” Amy added. “You just watch. They’ll be predicting severe weather throughout the RNC convention.”

When asked about the accurate, yet not so sunny predictions from earlier in the week, from the severe weather with even tornado touchdowns reported on Sunday evening to the scattered showers of yesterday afternoon, Amy responded, “I’m sorry, can we switch places? The sun’s in my eyes.”

Weather reports for tomorrow during Obama’s speech at Invesco field, which is open to the elements, shows clear skies with no chance of rain. This forecast has been known to give quite a bit of relief to organizers of the convention.

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