A recent Conolia poll on global warming shows a dramatic decline in the people’s faith in the polls that are often splattered all over news channels, papers, and websites.Twelve out of ten people said that they believed all polls are inaccurate. Thirty percent of those polled blamed media slant, while forty-three percent put the blame on Al Gore instead. Another forty-five percent said that polls were made up and the numbers pulled out of the thin air.
When asked about the poll results a spokes-person for Conolia News simply stated, “What? Where am I?”
News organizations across the country have denied that their polls are slanted and the existence of Al Gore.