An elderly woman boarded a cruise ship two years ago and has refused to leave the ship after citing that the cruise staff takes better care of her and the fee is cheaper than staying home. Phyllis Ollady stays in a retirement facility where she is charged and arm and a leg to stay and where the staff is often stupid.“I get free food anytime I want it,” Ollady told us. “I don’t have to clean up. I get free shows and movies every night, plus I get to see the world! The best part is, after just ten cruises I get their elite status and therefore I get all kinds of free stuff. No retirement home has ever treated me so well. Heck, my children and grandchildren don’t even treat me this well!”
Juliet Waver, spokesperson for Conolia Cruise Liners, says the company doesn’t mind. “We enjoy having Phyllis as a regular guest,” she told us. “She pays for her ticket well in advance and is just so adorable. And you should see her on the dance floor!”
Conolia Retirement Home was unavailable for comment. By refusing to talk to us, they have made it clear that they don’t care about old people.