In an attempt to bring justice to all of the world, a bill was introduced into the state Senate this week that would officially ban addictive games to be sold, purchased, or owned in any way.Concerns mounted when it comes to addictive video gaming after it was reported by a source not even remotely close to the Denver Broncos that Head Coach Mike Shanahan spent more time playing Guitar Hero III than he did getting the team ready for the next game.
The writer of the bill, Senator Lavette Intoleray, claims the bill will help the state. “It’s obvious that games like Guitar Hero, Viva Piñata, and Halo are dangerous to our society,” she said during a press conference. “I have introduced this bill so that we can have a more productive workforce, so our children’s children will benefit from a modern education, and so that the Broncos can once again become a winning team.”
When asked about controversial games of violence and immorality, such as Grand Theft Auto, Intoleray responded, “You’re stupid. That’s not what’s important right now. Why would we ban those games when we have addictive ones like Viva Piñata?”
Those who are opposed to the bill claim that Guitar Hero III was not at fault for the Denver Broncos poor season, but that Al Gore was to blame.