A recent Canadian government study shows that Canadians could be to blame for the global warming crisis that will kill us all.
According to the study, a third of the population of Canada, which is about five people, use old refrigerators solely to keep their beer cool.
Dr. Paniklowsky of the University of Conolia, has read the study. “It’s obvious that these five Canadians don’t understand the impact that they have on our planet,” he wrote in a press release. “Because these people refuse to dispose of these units, ice caps will melt, Los Angeles and New York will flood, Yellowstone’s super volcano will erupt, and we’ll all be attacked by sharks and die.”
DJ Brew, founder and writer of Fermentarium.com, questions the way the study was conducted. “I wonder why Canada is getting crap about this?!? Isn't it 40 below everywhere up there? They don't need refrigeration.”
A poll taken by Conolia shows that four out of four people blame Al Gore for global warming and not Canada.