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Las Vegas, NV - A.T. Needy has become a social outcast among his peers after a drunken stupor lead to shameful behavior.

According to sources with questionable ethics, Needy attended a company sponsored event where alcohol was flowing. Unable to control himself, Needy drank himself silly. Dressed in a cowboy costume and high-heeled shoes, he proceeded to offend a majority of his peers along with much of the leadership.

A.T. Needy’s supervisor, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told us he was shocked and extremely startled by the event. “I’ve never seen a man do that before, let alone in stilettos!”

Needy’s life has changed dramatically since the incident. “It’s so hard, so hard to wake up each morning, having to carry this burden, this hell I’ve built for myself,” Needy told us. “All the people round the market . . . they stare at me and my child like . . . like I’m a monster!”

His child was unavailable for comment and authorities question if a child even exists.

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