As the election in which the voters will decide the fate of onions throughout the city draws near, three vocal activists on the subject held a debate on Conolia radio. The debate featured mudslinging and ended with a brawl.Betty White, founder of ODIUS (Onions Destroy Innocent Unsuspecting Sitizens), onion farmer Joe Tomayto, and George Modera, who had no opinion and of which we cannot determine his value in the debate, were participating.
Mud went flying when Tomayto ridiculed ODIUS’s inability to spell the word “citizens”. “They’re so stuck on making a point with a silly acronym, that they force a word into a letter where it does not fit. What does that tell you about their logic and what they are trying to force on the city?”
It didn’t take long for White to fire back. “Just last month Tomayto was arrested after attacking a crowd that was attempting to protest the onion peacefully. This proves that the onion only causes problems and it must be stopped.”
Modera even took a swipe at the others. He often answered questions by replying, “These other guys are both stupid! And they smell like onions!”
The debate was called off when White hit Tomayto over the head with her folding chair.
