A Conolia University survey shows that four out of four people find Al Gore to blame for all bad things. The survey was taken from a diverse group of three Caucasian males and a Caucasian female. The survey covered the issues of global warming, falling housing prices, last night's burnt dinner, inflation, high gas prices, judicial activism, the Broncos losing to the 49ers last year, low test scores among students, high healthcare costs, avian flu, and all bad hair days. Not surprisingly, the survey showed that Al Gore is to blame for all of these issues.
Al Gore was unavailable for comment.