What is more upsetting than watching a cow walking down the road, depressed and lonely. She sheds a tear . . . and why? Because no one ever appreciates her.The cow does much for humanity. Think about it. The chicken gives us food, but does it gives us milk? The goat gives us milk, but does it give us clothing? No! The only animal that gives us food, milk and clothing is the unappreciated cow.
The cow gives up her life for us humans. Yet we show no gratitude. It makes me sad.
Therefore, in the name of all that is right, I declare February 29th National Cow Appreciation Day, so that every year we can celebrate . . .
The Cow.